*In a radio voice*
I went to see an acupuncturist and when I got home my voodoo doll was dead
Gooooooooood morning and welcome to Monday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we are kicking things off today, we’ve got a soggy start. There is some rain moving through the region. And looks like those clouds and rain may stick around most of the day. Though for some reason it says it’s currently sunny. A glance out my window disagrees. But I’ve got the perfect solution to some rain, and that is National Junk Food Day. That’s right, hard to be sad when you are eating delicious foods. I mean, it still kinda is, sitting on your couch by yourself eating junkfood, can be either sad or relaxing. I’ve done both. More quirky than that, Invite An Alien To Live With You Day. Maybe they’d like to share your food, then you have a friend to spend time with. This sounds like a good idea. So excuse me while I make some interstellar calls and some local calls. But stick around on your #1 station for something, KFUR.