*In a radio voice*
Adult peer pressure is when my neighbor mows his lawn.
Gooooooood morning and welcome to Thursday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we are kicking things off today there’s some clouds in the sky. What are they doing? Well there is a small chance they drop some rain on us. But that shouldn’t be till later. For now, they just gonna cloud. And mess up what would otherwise be a perfect day for Hot Air Balloon Day. I mean it still could be but not sure the safety risk of going up in a hot air balloon with clouds and thunderstorms on the horizon. It also is going to mess up, National Sorry I Was On A Boat Day. I mean, I could still go be on a boat but just isn’t the same without the sun shining. Though I’m going to maybe start just using this. Why were you late for this meeting, sorry I was on a boat. And lastly, being on a boat requires hydration, so I present, National Moonshine Day. Listen, I didn’t say what I was hydrating with. Coming up after the break, more of your favs so stick around on your #1 station for something, KFUR.