*In a radio voice*
I have a question for all mind-readers out there:
Gooooooooood morning and welcome to Monday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we are getting things going today the clouds are back. And there is a high chance of rain as well. High of 52. And I have something that can cheer things up on a day like today. And that would be Devil’s Food Cake. Big ol’ chocolate cake fixes everything. But not every day can be fun and games. Today is a very important day, National Barber Mental Health Day. Yep, don’t forget to check in on your barber every now and again. Because just like your bartender, they listen day in and day out to everyone else, but who listens to the barber. Is there a super barber? But then who listens to them? It just keeps going. So if you are getting your hair cut, just take a second, ask how their day is going, they might have a story for you. But that’s really all I got, so we’ll take break and be back on your #1 station station for something, KFUR.