*In a radio voice*
Saw a lizard upright on his back legs telling jokes, turns out it was a stand up chameleon
Gooooooooood morning and welcome to Tuesday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And sorry folks, I have the worst April Fools joke for you today, a Winter Storm Warning. Starting this afternoon and through Wednesday, a 100% chance of rain snow mix. And with highs hanging right around that freezing mark, it’s gonna be a slushy mess out there today. I’m still hoping that it’s a prank, but I think it might not be. But in addition to pranks, today is also National Trombone Day. Why? Well why not. Trombones are so much fun. Probably one of my favorite brass instruments. They just..slide… into anything. See what I did there. Today is also Edible Book Day, which, can’t say I’ve ever eaten a book. Or found one that I should eat. But I assume most are probably high in fiber? But no really, I think they make books, kinda like the cakes. So might have to dig up some photos of contests in years past. So well I see what books were caught on camera, we’ll take a quick break and be back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.