The Daily Byte – 2025-01-17

*In a radio voice*
If you burn an analog clock, does it create second hand smoke?
Goooooood morning and welcome to Friday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we’re getting started on this fine Friday it sure won’t be ending that way, we’re already at our high and temps are due to fall throughout today as we prep for a bitter cold weekend. But we’ve got a lot to get to today so let’s dive right in. First up today is Customer Service Day. I’ve been on both sides of this. Been frustrated with customer service reps on the phone, and been the one dealing with bad customers. What I’ve learned, everyone else is the problem. Today also is International Fetish Day. So perhaps I’ll break out some statistics for y’all. Just kidding, probably shouldn’t. On to this weekend, Saturday is National Gourmet Coffee Day. And though it won’t be gourmet, I’ll have coffee for sure to try and stay warm. Then on Sunday is Brew a Potion Day. And little fun fact, the old Latin root word was  ‘potare’ meaning “to drink” so I’m going to start calling everything a potion. But that’s that. We’ll take a quick break and I promise not to leave you on hold for too long. So stick around on your #1 station for something, KFUR.