*In a radio voice*
Don’t trust people that do acupuncture, because they’re back stabbers
Gooooooood morning and welcome to Friday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And folks, we’ve made it. Another week down. Though we’re starting it with a chill starting out at 8 below. But we’ll get up to 6 today. And I’m also really excited that tomorrow is the Winter Solstice. Shortest day of the year. Only up hill from here folks. Well, at least as far as daylight hours go. Also blame a certain chickn for this being late. But lets get on to getting on. First up today, Ugly Sweater Day and Go Caroling Day. I think the two can go hand in hand, go caroling in an ugly sweater. Both festive and warm on a day like today. Tomorrow, we’ve got Don’t Make Your Bed Day as well as International Dalek Remembrance Day. I’ll decide on bed making depending on how messed up it gets. I still have to crawl in it and be able to cover myself. Don’t need to be fighting a bundle when I go to bed. And then Sunday is National Short Person Day. So eh. I’m just kidding short people are great too. But we’re out of time and behind schedule. So well we sweat it out we’ll take a quick break and be back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.