*In a radio voice*
I used to be a freelance writer but I wasn’t very good because Lance is still in prison.
Gooooood morning and welcome to Tuesday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we kick things off this morning it actually isn’t too bad out. Temp is nice, wind is calm. Temp won’t change much but we may see some snow later. Maybe. It’s low. So we’ll see. What else might we see? Well we’ll see that today is National Maple Syrup Day. Also known as Canada Day. Ok not really, but it is maple syrup day. But since that seems to be the main currency in the country known as America’s hat thought I’d poke some fun. Also today is Wright Brother’s Day. Apparently today in 1903 is when they made their first flight. Yeah I know it was in North Carolina but I didn’t realize it was winter. Weird southern states having warmer weather. Coming up, we’ve got some tips for making the most of maple syrup day. So stick around on your #1 station for something, KFUR.