*In a radio voice*
My friend worked as a trapeze artist until he was let go.
Gooooood morning and welcome to this wet Wednesday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And we’re getting today started with some light drizzle. But that should clear up as the day progresses and make way for a sunny if yet cool day. But we’re getting into spooky mode with Mischief Night, you know the day/night before Halloween. So we’re kicking things off with something sweet, National Candy Corn Day. And we’re taking a poll here, raise your hands if you like candy corn. Me? Not straight, but with peanuts, the sweet salty crunchiness is so good. Then later, we have Haunted Refrigerator Night. And I gotta say, I’ve never seen a haunted…oh, it’s about what lurks in the back of the fridge, the old, cold, forgotten food. So maybe take today to clean out the fridge before it haunts you tonight. Ooooo spooky. And with that, before it gets too scary, we’ll take a quick break and be back with your #1 station for something, KFUR.