*In a radio voice*
I have a number of medieval punishment items for sale, hurry while stocks last
Gooooood morning and welcome to Monday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And the humidity hasn’t broke yet. But looks like maybe some rain tonight so perhaps that’ll help? My forecast doesn’t actually tell me that. Just temps and general weather like rain or sun. So we shall see. But don’t let the possibility of rain ruin your day, instead celebrate with National Toilet Paper Day. So take a minute to appreciate this invention before you are sitting there asking your neighbor if they can spare a square. But also on today’s agenda? International Dog Day. And though I feel like I should keep my voice down, I am on the radio so I’m sure they’ll here. Let’s just say there’s a lot of K9s in the building that will be excited. Granted they get excited about everything. Throw ’em a ball and they’ll be good for a while. So I guess also take a minute to appreciate our fully companions and all their silliness. As for us, we’ll take break here to go to that. So we’ll be back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.