*In a radio voice*
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Gooooood morning and welcome to Wednesday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And we’re in store for some rain today. Though nothing looks severe so should just be a nice light rain. Just be sure to grab an umbrella today. And just in time for some rainy weather we’ve got National Lighthouse Day. Oh and look, this goes with it, National Sea Serpent Day. Though we don’t have many seas around think there are any in the Great Lakes? Think they ever got spotted by a lighthouse attendant? Ever wonder what it was like living as a lighthouse attendant? I actually think it would’ve been pretty ok. Job, maintain light, payment, live in this house attached to it. Bet they also heard all sorts of sailing stories. But before I just keep on keepin on, we’ll take a quick break and be back, just don’t get lost while we’re gone, on your #1 station for something, KFUR.