*In a radio voice*
Your bed is a shelf for your body when you’re not using it
Goooooood morning and welcome to Thursday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we are getting started today it’s a bit hazy/smoky out there again. Do people remember a summer without smoke? Pepperidge Farm remembers. But that smoke is going to stick around today, high 78. So we’ll just have to distract ourselves with a few things. Such as Lifeguard Appreciation Day. And I know what you’re thinking, wasn’t that last week? and no, that was drowning prevention day. Today is totally different. And if you don’t believe me, well today is also National Chili Dog Day, and that wasn’t last week, I would know. Love me a chili dog. And if you still don’t believe me, blame the intern even if it is National Intern Day. Though they could just be making that up and I’m just reading a script. So well I try find out if it really it’s or the interns are messing with me, we’ll take a quick break and be back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.