*In a radio voice*
I don’t care how wonderful the hand soap smells, you should never walk out of a bathroom smelling your fingers
Gooooooood morning and welcome to Friday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we are kicking things off today we’ve got sun. And that sun is sticking around. High today 87. So a perfect day to get out and enjoy the pool, and say thanks to those that are helping us celebrate National Drowning Prevention Day. Yep, so if you see a lifeguard today, tell them to keep up the good work, I haven’t drowned yet. Also today, that awkward moment when it’s National Talk In An Elevator Day. But we won’t wait around for that, as like the elevator we’re moving on to National Coffee Milkshake Day. And only place I’ve ever seen this, Kroll’s. Get a cheeseburger and shake, hard to beat. Then on Sunday is Barbie-in-a-Blender Day? Apparently raises awareness about the importance of freedom of expression. And you know what, you do you. Me? We’ll I’m going to find my local pool hours. So we’ll take a quick break and be back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.