*In a radio voice*
Did you know that candle flame smells like burnt nose hair?
Goooooood morning and welcome to Monday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as you’re waking up we’ve got some overcast skies. They had me fooled this morning, making me think it was dark out so them clouds be thick. But it’s not saying anything about rain, just wind. And all that wind must’ve blown my calendar away because there’s not much on it. I’ve not International Dark ‘N Stormy Day. Which actually has nothing to do with the weather and is about a specific type of cocktail. One mind you, I can’t even tell you if it’s good cause I’ve never had. However if it was about weather it’d kinda fit today. Also up, National Donald Duck Day. And at risk of the House of Mouse coming after me, I’m afraid to say much more than that. They are watching everything. So instead, we’ll just make up some random stuff to fill time when we return on your #1 station for something, KFUR.