*In a radio voice*
To the person who stole my camouflage-patterned Nikes: you can run, but you can’t hide – uh, wait, I guess you can do both things
Gooooood morning and welcome to Tuesday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we are kicking things off today some of that haze has moved out, kinda. There’s still some hanging around but air quality has gone from absolutely terrible to just pretty bad. Just means I have to mow my lawn when I get home. But first step is getting trough today, and the best way to start that is National Egg Day. And so I wasn’t sure if this was referring to the food or since it’s June, people in shells. But turns out it’s the first. So start your breakfast with an egg today. Then after your egg, perhaps you’ll be ready for World Bicycle Day. Eat your egg, bike to work. seems like a good way to start the day. And I totooooally would’ve roe my bike if I had one. But since I can’t, oh well. So instead of spinning wheels, I’ll spin hits right here on your #1 station for something, KFUR.