*In a radio voice*
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work
Gooooooooood morning and welcome to Monday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And I personally wish I wasn’t waking up. Gosh damn this haze has me outta sorts. It’s like I’m, well, in a haze. But we’re just gonna keep on truckin, and looks like some rain today, perhaps they’ll help? Who knows. High today 79 so would actually be pretty nice otherwise. So nice in fact, would be a perfect day for National Leave Work Early Today. Which funny enough, normally I have to work late on the first Monday of the month, but not today. So that’s kinda like leaving early right? Also today, National I Love My Dentist Day. Not sure if this is to celebrate dentists or to celebrate people that like dentists? And really, it’s all about the hygienist since that’s mostly all I see anyway. And I do like my hygienist, she’s thorough. And that is also sometimes a reason I leave early, the dentist. But anywho, coming up, we’ve got some ways to have fun in the office even if you can’t leave early. So stick around on your #1 station for something, KFUR.
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