*In a radio voice*
The maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, so now he’s just a handyman
Goooooood morning and welcome to Wednesday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we are getting things going today we’ve got sun and 70s going on today so it’s gonna be nice. Even though it says it’s currently overcast. The view out my window does not agree with that. Also, unrelated, the growing pile of crushed concrete out my window is amusing me. But back to our beautiful weather. Since it’s so nice out, I think one should make the most of International Burger Day and make some burgers on the grill. Yes? I mean it’s hard to beat a good backyard grill out. In addition, today is also World Otter Day. And aren’t otters just…otterorable? Ok, that didn’t quite roll off the tongue as nice as I had hoped but it still worked. And you can’t stop me from making more otterly terrible puns. So before I do that, we’ll take quick break and be back with a new hit from our friends down under. So stick around on your #1 station for something, KFUR.