*In a radio voice*
Guy on a tractor just drove by shouting the end of the world is nigh, turns out it was Farmer Geddon
Gooooood morning and welcome to Wednesday your waking up with KFUR in your ears. And I’m told I shouldn’t make promises about the weather but I promise this is the last soggy day. Today is rainy and 49. But tomorrow, tomorrow is sunny and 66. So just one more day. And speaking of one more day. Today is End of the World Day. Well I guess less that one, since that was supposedly 14 years ago. So I think we’re safe. So since the world is going to keep on turning, perhaps we go out and celebrate and give special thanks to the wait staff since it also is National Waiters and Waitresses Day. So perhaps a little extra on the tip before you sign that check? And lastly, we are out the next couple days with events so try not to miss us too hard. But don’t worry, we won’t make you wait too long for our return on your #1 station for something, KFUR.