*In a radio voice*
A literalist takes everything literally, but kleptomaniac takes everything, literally
Goooooooood morning and welcome to Tuesday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we are kicking things off today we’ve got another beautiful day ahead of us. The sun is shining and high of 50. So little break form the 80s. Though won’t be gone long. But that’s a story for another day. Today is apparently National Teachers’ Day. And since I have taught you about that, I think that officially qualifies me as one now as well. Look at me, inspiring minds, spreading knowledge. Makes me feel so complete. But that’s not all folks, today is also National Tourist Appreciation Day. Soooo if I’m reading this right, we’re supposed to appreciate tourists. And yes, I suppose some are good, but sometimes, can they just act less…. touristy. In fact, how bout this, coming up after the break, some times on not being “that tourist.” So stick around on your #1 station for something, KFUR.
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