*In a radio voice*
The only thing you get free of charge is a dead battery
Goooooooood morning and welcome to Monday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And what the heck was that over the weekend. Rain and snow? No no no, we’re done with that see. Except for maybe tomorrow. Today at least will be 40 and mostly sunny. But things are looking up at tomorrow will still be 46. So this won’t stick around. Just like the spotlight item of the day won’t be around long, National Cocktail Day. And I’m not sure how to make a joke about that without sounding like a drunk or a… can I say that on the radio… I’ll just not? We’ll just say that there are some good cocktails out there, and I appreciate them. But also up, National Cheesesteak Day. And those are also delicious. And we don’t really have a good cheesesteak shop round here do we. We used to have like a.. oh it was in the mall food court. Oh well. We’ll I got and figure out where I can get a sandwich, we’ll take a quick break and be back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.