*In a radio voice*
To be completely frank with you, I’d have to change my name.
Gooooooood morning and welcome to Thursday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And we made it people, we’ve made it to spring, as of 4:01 this morning our time, spring has sprung. Just in time for a slight chance of snow tomorrow and then a 70% chance Saturday night in to Sunday. Gotta love the midwest right? But for now, we’re looking at 55 today, so get out and enjoy it. Just don’t stay out too late. Looks like it’s Alien Abduction Day. Not sure if they just picked today or perhaps there’s a weird spike in reports in late March? Me, I’d risk it, what’s the worst they can do. Also today, is Won’t You Be My Neighbor Day. In honor of the late Fred Rogers who tried to teach us all love and kindness and to make the world a better place. And then, just for some of you, World Frog Day. Thought you might enjoy that. Us, we’re gonna try not get carried away so we’ll take a quick break and be back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.