*In a radio voice*
could see my self washing mirrors for a living
Gooooood morning and welcome to Wednesday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And is this it? Is this the last cold day? Sorta? Sitting at minus 16 currently, high of 1, but tomorrow 6 whole degrees. But the sun will be out and the wind is calm so overall, not too bad. And now because I don’t have a clever transition, Tug Of War Day. Yeah, just had you yank you over here for that. No way to pull you away from the weather. But that’s right, this classic game of strength apparently used to be played by the Vikings over a fire pit. Sooo, that’s at least warm. Also up, Prevent Plagiarism Day. And I do that every day. I never copy my material. It’s always unique and…why is there coffee on the script from last year..oh whoops. I mean, nevermind. Anyway important announcement, we’ll be off the next few days. So don’t call us missing, we know where we are, we think. We’ll bring a map. Printed off good ol’ Mapquest. And with that, we’ll take a quick break and be back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.