*In a radio voice*
When my doctor told me my prostate was good, I was deeply touched.
Goooood morning and welcome to Thursday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And when will this cold end it hurts my face. Kicking things off at 21 below again this morning. Might make it to 3 later. I’d like to know what we go to yesterday but that’s not available on my forecast page. Oh well. Guess I’m like a shark, can only move forward. And we’ll start by moving forward with this classic, World Radio Day. Think how the radio changed the world, and still is today. Providing a means of communication and entertainment around the world. It really is the most important thing says me a completely unbiased opinion. Though might be a bit biased on this next one, National Cheddar Day. And boy do I love me some cheese. Like I know it’s cheddar day and I do like cheddar, but can we just appreciate all cheese, or at last the good ones? Cause there is some bad cheeses, we don’t need those. And speaking of things we need, we need to take a quick break. So we’ll be right back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.