*In a radio voice*
Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a monster.
Goooooood morning and welcome to Wednesday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And we’re starting things off cold again. It’s 21 below out there. And sorry folks, no good news. We’re not even gonna hit 0 today. Gonna come close at 1 below. So bundle up as you head out on this National Lost Penny Day. And you know what, every day is about to become lost penny day if they stop minting them. Poor penny. Now what will I put in the penny squisher machines. Though those didn’t work as well with newer pennies as the inner zinc would show through and you’d get this weird silver/copper thing. Today is also Tourism Day. And if you were to go tourist up up Canada, you’d find out they already don’t mint pennies. They just round cash totals down to the nearest nickel. Credit card users still have to pay to the penny though. And since I don’t have a transition, we’re just going to awkwardly take a break and be back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.