*In a radio voice*
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory, because all I did was take a day off.
Gooooood morning and welcome to Thursday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we creep closer and closer to the weekend gotta say I’m pumped for it. No particular reason, just who doesn’t love a good weekend. And by the looks of it, it’s gonna be pretty nice too. Pretty nice today once this fog burns off. Still in the 40s but to be expected. So buckle up as we get this show moving. And because it’s National Seat Belt Day. Yep, these safety devices have been around since the 1930s. Though back then your car didn’t aggressively yell at you if you didn’t put it on. Looking at you Subuwu. Today also happens to be National Pickle Day. So, you know, have a pickle. There’s no joking when it comes to pickles. Because who doesn’t like a good pickle. So before I do make any pickle jokes, we’ll take a quick break and be back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.