*In a radio voice*
Being quality control in a mirror factory is a job I could see myself doing.
Goooooood morning and welcome to Monday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And how’s everyone feeling this morning? Got that hour back this weekend that they stole from us back in March. So hopefully every is feeling rested and recharged. I think I am. Wasn’t 48 hours of being a potato like my original plan, and the haircut went a bit short, but we’re back! And we gotta bring the energy today because it’s gonna be overcast most of the day. So be the ray of sunshine the sun isn’t brining. And what better way than to celebrate National Candy Day. I mean I got some left over candy to enjoy myself, or for anyone that wants a piece. I definitely don’t need it all. Today also, is observation of Traffic Directors Day. And funny enough, has very little to do with actual traffic. It’s all about boring stuff like logistics and marketing. I don’t get it. So instead, we’ll talk about actual traffic things like traffic circles and stop lights and road rage. If you encounter that one, just turn us up more and rock out to your #1 station for something, KFUR.