The Daily Byte – 2024-10-24

*In a radio voice*
Fruit farmers eat what they can and can what they can’t
Gooooooood morning and welcome to Thursday you’re waking up with KUFR in your ears. As we get things started today the forecast is talking some rain today. Not much rain, just enough to make everything have raindrops on it. Like less than a tenth of an inch. Not much, but it’s something. You know what else is something, National Kangaroo Awareness Day. These bouncy animals and their fancy pockets. Pocket? But though they may look fun, some of them can be buff and they will kick your…um, or drown you. Apparently they do that too. So in the spirit of awareness, be aware to maybe just admin from a distance. But now I’ve spent all this time on that, I barely have enough time to tell you about National Jamaican Jerk Day, because oh that sounds good. So when we come back, we’ll jump back to that on your #1 station for something, KFUR.