*In a radio voice*
My Italian friend’s car wouldn’t start because there was gnocchi in the ignition
Goooood morning and welcome to Tuesday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we get started today I’m first going to mini rant about the fact that I can’t seem to get the right replacement windshield wipers but I guess that’s a me problem. So I’ll leave you with this, might rain today, and Thursday. It’s a low chance, but the skies look it. But on the agenda for this maybe rainy day is National Make A Dog’s Day….day? Like it’s a day to make a dogs day, not make a dog. Don’t make dogs, unless you’re a dog, but that’s a whole different thing. Moving on, it’s also National Nut Day, the food, not me. Get it, calling myself a nut. But serious, it’s all about them almonds today folks, and the others. And speaking of nuts, The Scott and Lucas show are back live tonight so check out those nuts. But before things get too nutty round here we’ll take a quick break, so keep it right here on your #1 station for something, KFUR.