*In a radio voice*
I’m not lazy; I’m just on energy-saving mode.
Gooooood morning and welcome back to Monday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we get going today you better buckle up for we are about to freeze. Tonight, overnight low of 27. So last chance to get out and cover the plants, bring in the hoses, um…blow out the sprinklers? Whatever you gotta do. And while you’re doing all that, maybe take a moment to celebrate National Dessert Day. Cause you know what they say, life is short, eat dessert first. Though maybe you should use it as a reward for getting all your other work done first. Cause if you eat desert first, then you won’t have any motivation to do the thing. Unless you are also motivated by World Standards Day. A day to celebrate the people that standardize things. Yeah, they do all the work of making sure things work. But I’m out of time so we’ll be right back without dessert on your #1 station for something, KFUR.