*In a radio voice*
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
Goooooood morning and welcome to Friday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we get going on this finally Friday…day, temperatures are due to drop. High today only in the 60s. 20 degree drop since yesterday. But it’s October, to be expected. But on today’s agenda, is National Egg Day. And I had to double check this because there are eggs you eat, and in a second we’ll get to the other. But today’s is all about the ones you eat. But it’s also National Coming Out Day, so, like, they’re coming out of their shells. But we’re running out of time so onto Saturday we’ve got I Love Yarn Day. A day perfect for cats and folks that love to knit. Then on Sunday is National No Bra Day, which I do every day. JK, but serious, it’s about raising awareness for breast cancer. So be aware, be very aware. But we’re gonna take a break now while I grab a quick bite. So we’ll be right back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.
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