*In a radio voice*
I used to play piano by ear, but I kept getting headaches.
Goooooood morning and welcome to Friday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And we made it folks, another week down and a beautiful weekend ahead. Except just a little bit of wind. And by a little bit, a lot a bit. It gonna be windy. But in good news, it’s National Taco Day. And to go with that, National Vodka Day. You thought I was gonna say tequila. I wish, shot of that sounds better then a shot of vodka. But either one is a perfect way to start the weekend especially since tomorrow is National Get Funky Day. And I’m ready to party down are you? Though I should probably take a break, September was a busy month. On, and just for you, World Card Making Day. Then on Sunday is…. National Badger Day. And some of you already know where this is going so let’s get right to it on your #1 station for something, KFUR.
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