*In a radio voice*
Albert Einstein was a great man, but his brother Frank was a monster.
Goooooood morning and welcome to Thursday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. As we get things rolling today it’s going to be another beautiful day. And since we don’t have much to report on that front we’ll get right in to it. First up, today is Lumberjack Day. And this day has a fun history. First, it was made up as an excuse to eat pancakes and waffles. Second, it is a week after Talk Like A Pirate Day and they just wanted to celebrate someone else. And who doesn’t appreciate a good lumberjack, with the flannel, the beard, the axe…. And oh look at this. It’s also HR Professionals Day. So take a moment to thank your HR department. We have a great HR team here, they’re so much fun. Hope they’re listening, since when I get off air I’ll promptly forget. It’s why I have a team that pulls together all the stuff. I’m just the funny guy, so lets take a quick break and be back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.