The Daily Byte – 2024-09-11

*In a radio voice*
English puns make me numb, but math puns make me number.
Gooooood morning and welcome to Wednesday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we get going today I think someone burned some toast or something as it’s hazy out there. So much so you can taste it. But I have things to get done today so we’re gonna go hyper focus. Just kidding, we’re probably only gonna get half the list done. But was talking to someone the other day….Sorry, lost track there, got, distracted. Um. where was I. Well looks like I was trying to, huh. Anyway, today is Libraries Remember Day, and oh for, I’m reading notes from last night. But libraries remember sound like an ominous threat, you may not remember, but libraries do. OOOOOOO. Today is also No News is Good News Day. But when will we ever have no news. Every day is news which is why we try only bring the good news. We need more sunshine…any maybe less hazy smoke. But that’s the hand we’ve been dealt today. So we’ll take a quick break and be back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.