*In a radio voice*
If we remove all of the margarine on earth the world will be a butter place.
Gooooooood morning and welcome to Thursday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we get rolling today we are starting off with some light showers. And funny story, I was just watching the morning weather seeing that it gonna rain with out my window, I hear it start raining. So that was fun. But looks like they are breaking for now but will be back this afternoon. But on to the schedule. First up today is National Burger Day. And folks, I don’t think you’re ready for this. I’m I almost don’t wanna wait because it’s already stuck in my head, maybe we’ll do a back to back after the break. But I could go for a good burger. And you know what else, JL’s chips. Last time I was there they were out of potatoes, so disappointing. But also is National Tooth Fairy Day. And isn’t it funny, now that I’m older and could use some magical fairy giving me money in exchange for teeth that fall out, they are all securely in there. No, I’m not gonna start pulling teeth, there’s better options, I think. Coming up, we’ve got something magical so stick around on your #1 station for something, KFUR.