The Daily Byte – 2024-08-21

*In a radio voice*
I overheard an argument between a group of campers which was in tents.
Gooooooood morning and welcome to Wednesday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we are getting going this morning there’s a weird chill in the air. Something that has an odd familiarity that goes with back to school. So sorry to report folks, it’s August. But still looks like the rest of the day is going to be nice. So after you abandon those kids, depending on your school zone, maybe take time to enjoy the fact that you can dump them on someone else for the day.  Otherwise I really don’t have much else for you. It’s National Senior Citizens Day, but mom always said, if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything, and so I’ll stay mum on seniors. But no serious, seniors can sometimes be fun. They’ve reached that point where they officially have no more, um, ducks to give. So hats off to you seniors. As for the rest of you, we’ll be back with more shenanigans on your #1 station for something, KFUR.