*In a radio voice*
I have a question for all you mind readers out there.
Goooooood morning and welcome to Thursday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And you’re waking up on a very special Thursday. For you see, today isn’t no ordinary Thursday, it’s a Third Thirsty Thursday and you know what that means. We’re gonna be hanging out at a backyard party. We’ve got bubbles, we’ve got ball, what more do you want? Oh and, um, adult beverages. So comes hang with us tonight. We can all celebrate National Relaxation Day together. Just kick back with good friends and a cold one. Assuming we don’t get rained out. I think we’ll be good but the sky looks otherwise. And because we can’t go out with just that, today is also National Lemon Meringue Pie Day. And I know what it’s trying to say, but had no idea that is how you spelled meringue. Like if I didn’t already know the word, would never have gotten there. But that’s all we got for now, so please don’t cheat on us well well we take quick break and be back on your #1 station for something, KFUR.