*In a radio voice*
You are not allowed to make the eagles sick, it is illegal.
Gooooood morning and welcome to Tuesday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And folks, it’s humid out there today. Like humid. Like, I could actually look at the dewpoint but I’d rather just continue to complain. Yeah, dewpoint 64 and we’re at 68. But looks like we got clear skies at least until this evening. Which might ruin some plans for the day. Since today, is, World UFO Day. And yes, you may see a UFO during the day. In fact, since there’s light, might be more likely. But close encounters seem more like a night thing. What’s also a night thing? National Disco Day. Again, could go during the day, but seems like a after work thing, not a 2 in the afternoon thing. And we can’t forget, about I Forgot Day. A day to remember all the things you forgot. Only problem? I don’t remember what I forgot. Coming up, we got come fun close encounter stories. So stick around on your #1 station for something, KFUR.