The Daily Byte – 2024-07-01

*In a radio voice*
I love telling dad jokes but he never laughs because he died 18 years ago.
Goooooood morning and welcome to Monday you’re waking up with KFUR in your ears. And as we get moving today it’s pretty wimdy out there already. I guess, it looks windy. It only says 20. I guess that’s windy? I mean that just seems like our normal amount of wind. And that’s no joke, but what is a joke, well not a joke, but about jokes. Today is International Joke Day. And oh hang on, we have breaking news, Count Chocula, the StayPuft Marshmallow Man, and the Teddy Grahams Bear have all perished in a fire…S’More at 11. Bah dum tssss. Get it? There’s my joke of the day. And so there’s this other thing here, Dog House Repair Month. So, I appreciate it’s more than a day, but it’s gonna take more than a month to get it finished, and a cash infusion. Anyone wanna donate to the “fix my house” fund? With every donation, you get a cookie? I should be careful, I think there’s rules about soliciting funds on the radio. Coming up we’re got more of your favorite jokes, so keep it right here on your #1 station for something, KFUR.